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Friday, May 20, 2005

StarWars:EpisodeIII-RevengeOfTheSith

Does anyone, seriously, need to review this film?
It's not like you don't know what to expect (this is a prequel with prequels).

I'll make this simple...
- JarJar doesn't say a word.
- The Anakin & Padme scenes are painfully high school.
- Yoda does his thing all over the place.
- General Grievous has four lightsabers.
- Wookie war.
- Lucas further illustrates how unaware of his own mythology he is and that he is incapable of making a succinct film.
- "Starwipe... and... cut." (Simpson's fans will get the reference - all others will simply gawk at the sheer number of wipes in this film)

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